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[vanamonde]

1. A guy goes grizzly hunting in Alaska.

He goes out into the bush, finds a grizz peacefully hanging out in a meadow.
Bang! Big cloud of smoke. Smoke clears. No grizz.
Tap tap tap on his shoulder. He turns around. Grizzly looks down at him and says: I can eat you or fuck you in the butt.
...
Next year the hunter arrives with a bigger gun. Finds the grizz, draws a bead. Bang! Bigger cloud of smoke. Smoke clears, no grizz.
Tap tap tap on his shoulder.
The grizz says: I can eat you or fuck you in the butt.
...
Next year, this time with an even more powerful rifle, the biggest he can legally use, the hunter returns. He's gonna finish him off.
Finds the grizz in the same meadow. Ka-boom! Huge cloud of smoke, slowly clears. No grizz.
Tap tap tap on his shoulder.
Grizz looks down at him and says: You don't come here for the huntin', do you?