Weight loss for a jockey 🍯🍮🍭❕

[justaprogressive]

Every year, he holidays for a few weeks in the south of France indulges in fine food and wine, so naturally he has trouble making the weight for the start of the racing season.

One of his friends suggest he tries this little place he knows in Montmartre in Paris on his way home. Apparently that they have two plans, guaranteeing you lose either five or 10 kg.

Worth a try, he thinks , so he calls in. He pays the five kilo fee and is invited to go through that door and just wait. Through the door he finds himself in what is in fact a gymnasium but done out like a tropical forest. After a few moments, a girl appears at the far end playfully calls out to him "if you catch me, you can have me!" so after an hour chasing the girl around this hot steaming gym, he has an absolutely fabulous fuck. Checks his weight, he's lost a shade over five kilos. Great!

Not surprisingly, knowing this place exists, the next year he indulges himself a little too much and decides he needs the 10 kg course. Same procedure, pays the fee, told to go through the door and wait.

Except this time waiting in the jungle gym is a horny gorilla.

[vanamonde]

1. A guy goes grizzly hunting in Alaska.

He goes out into the bush, finds a grizz peacefully hanging out in a meadow.
Bang! Big cloud of smoke. Smoke clears. No grizz.
Tap tap tap on his shoulder. He turns around. Grizzly looks down at him and says: I can eat you or fuck you in the butt.
...
Next year the hunter arrives with a bigger gun. Finds the grizz, draws a bead. Bang! Bigger cloud of smoke. Smoke clears, no grizz.
Tap tap tap on his shoulder.
The grizz says: I can eat you or fuck you in the butt.
...
Next year, this time with an even more powerful rifle, the biggest he can legally use, the hunter returns. He's gonna finish him off.
Finds the grizz in the same meadow. Ka-boom! Huge cloud of smoke, slowly clears. No grizz.
Tap tap tap on his shoulder.
Grizz looks down at him and says: You don't come here for the huntin', do you?