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badhair77

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4. Gee, I never get calls giving me something.

Tue May 13, 2025, 08:21 PM

May 13

I get a lot of calls trying to sell me windows, solar, etc. and I tell them I can’t afford anything because of trump’s economy. Then I go into a flu-blown anti-trump rant. They hang up. One guy at the door ran away. I almost look forward to the calls now. I feel great afterward. 😎

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EVERYBODY knows that! dchill May 13 #13

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That is so funny. Srkdqltr May 13 #3

Gee, I never get calls giving me something. badhair77 May 13 #4

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I once had Microsoft Windows troubleshooting call me Jerry2144 May 13 #12

I did something similar with that call once dflprincess May 13 #14

The earllest scams I would get was about Windows mdbl May 14 #42

At work markodochartaigh May 13 #17

I got one telling me my Windows was infected with a virus...... lastlib May 13 #25

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OMG, this is hilarious 🤣. You made my day. sueh May 13 #27

I had one similar to yours. Chipper Chat May 13 #30

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When I get those types of calls, sometimes I like to have fun with them LogDog75 May 13 #32

I've told them that I only run Linux, I don't own Microsoft anything. They usually hang up pretty fast. OverBurn May 14 #54

LMFAO... thanks for sharing!! InAbLuEsTaTe May 13 #33

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I strung them along as long as I could when I had some time to kill Jarqui May 13 #35

That was such a fun read!!! C Moon May 14 #36

Unfortunately, my name is Scam Likely AdamGG May 14 #37

I like keeping them on the line too. My best is 30 minutes TlalocW May 14 #38

All you guys are a riot Hekate May 14 #39

That's nothing! Aussie105 May 14 #40

When they want a credit card Just Jerome May 14 #43

I like to tell them I'm hard of hearing and they have to speak up. JohnnyRingo May 14 #44

The best thing is I have done is to get a spam control feature on my phone. peacebuzzard May 14 #45

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My telemarketer experience BubbaJoe May 14 #48

I once got a call where I won $1,000,000, if I paid a $100 handling fee. So Fil1957 May 14 #50

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