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9. Had his dentures stolen by an alive-and-well Mitch McMconnell

Wed Jul 15, 2026, 10:15 AM

18 hrs ago

Couldn’t chew his Big Mac and choked to death on it….

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex 19 hrs ago OP

FATAL TEST DRIVE Goonch 19 hrs ago #1

I like choice #2. CrispyQ 19 hrs ago #2

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 19 hrs ago #3

Cripes, it has to be soon... SheltieLover 18 hrs ago #7

She's gorgeous 🥰 MustLoveBeagles 14 hrs ago #24

Check the time I posted this malaise 18 hrs ago #5

;-{) Perfect timing Goonch 18 hrs ago #12

No but malaise 17 hrs ago #13

Died of trumporrhea? SheltieLover 18 hrs ago #6

🌞Good morning! littlemissmartypants 18 hrs ago #8

Had his dentures stolen by an alive-and-well Mitch McMconnell Blue Owl 18 hrs ago #9

;-{)....... Goonch 17 hrs ago #15

I see what you did there .. surfered 9 hrs ago #25

We are waiting LetMyPeopleVote 18 hrs ago #10

Sadly, our media remains Charlie Brown to his Lucy routine... Moostache 17 hrs ago #19

Well he must be dead already ... FakeNoose 18 hrs ago #11

Nixon: I am not a crook. SCantiGOP 17 hrs ago #18

A perfect image for the state of our fallen union... (n/t) Moostache 17 hrs ago #20

Had a heart attack when Mitch came to see HIM for twenty minutes Seinan Sensei 17 hrs ago #14

Every time I read your "ded" I crack up. Thank you! 😄😄😄 littlemissmartypants 17 hrs ago #17

Me too, Pants! SheltieLover 9 hrs ago #26

Too much winning in Iran. Sneederbunk 16 hrs ago #22

86-47 anyway. republianmushroom 16 hrs ago #23

Shot by ICE when his motorcade didn't yield to them. LeftInTX 9 hrs ago #27