Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Taken out in preemptive strike by Canada and Greenland?

Stroked out while signing the check?

Explosive Trumporrhea?


Just fucking died already?

[Goonch]

1. FATAL TEST DRIVE

[CrispyQ]

2. I like choice #2.

I've purchased a yard sign for the occasion & I'm itching to use it.

[niyad]

3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

7. Cripes, it has to be soon...

👠👠👠👠👠👠

Waiting is tiresome.

Soon ~ 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[hlthe2b]

4. Mama is fed up... Heading first for a lunge at a certain confirmation hearing and then...

-- on your way, Trumpie--Mama's mad! Go, Mama!

[MustLoveBeagles]

24. She's gorgeous 🥰

[malaise]

5. Check the time I posted this

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221377284

[Goonch]

12. ;-{) Perfect timing

[malaise]

13. No but

Blanche is definitely raising his blood pressure

[SheltieLover]

6. Died of trumporrhea?

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221375009

https://democraticunderground.com/100221376152


Stuck in reflecting pool drain?

https://democraticunderground.com/100221376033

[littlemissmartypants]

8. 🌞Good morning!

I can't possibly top Trumporrhea. So I won't even try.

I'm very sorry for everyone stricken with "The Parasite." Especially us, the Democrats.

Not so much those who voted otherwise.

Nobody should be forced to have to worry about getting a stool sample and having a sh¡tty president at the same time.

I hope that everyone has a lovely day! ❤️

[Blue Owl]

9. Had his dentures stolen by an alive-and-well Mitch McMconnell

Couldn’t chew his Big Mac and choked to death on it….

[Goonch]

15. ;-{).......

[surfered]

25. I see what you did there ..

…turtle on a fence post

[LetMyPeopleVote]

10. We are waiting

[Moostache]

19. Sadly, our media remains Charlie Brown to his Lucy routine...

I wake up everyday and think "today is going to be a good day...BUT, if things go right it can be an EPIC day" and I'm NOT thinking about anything for me in that assessment. When he finally croaks, I hope its painful, public and humiliating. I want him to die to the peals of laughter in his echo chamber head and if there is an after life, I want him to watch the party that kicks off as soon as the blessed words "Trump dead" are confirmed.

[FakeNoose]

11. Well he must be dead already ...

... otherwise, how could they put his face on a GOLD COIN from the US mint?

And why are they using his mug shot photo for this? Couldn't they find a better one?

[SCantiGOP]

18. Nixon: I am not a crook.

Trump: Put my mug shot on our money.

[Moostache]

20. A perfect image for the state of our fallen union... (n/t)

[Seinan Sensei]

14. Had a heart attack when Mitch came to see HIM for twenty minutes

Booo-ooo-ooo!
👻

[twodogsbarking]

16. Runned over ded by twenty IndiCars in downtown DC. They all backed up just to be sure.

[littlemissmartypants]

17. Every time I read your "ded" I crack up. Thank you! 😄😄😄

❤️

[SheltieLover]

26. Me too, Pants!

[generalbetrayus]

21. Drops dead from a heart attack after the RethugliKlans finally kick him to the curb.

We miss you already, Mr. Oliphant.

[Sneederbunk]

22. Too much winning in Iran.

[republianmushroom]

23. 86-47 anyway.

[LeftInTX]

27. Shot by ICE when his motorcade didn't yield to them.