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28. I'm dreaming of a second aortic rupture

Reply to niyad (Reply #10)

Tue Jul 14, 2026, 10:32 AM

19 hrs ago

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex 23 hrs ago OP

Shit his 2 braincells out due to parasitic infection? SheltieLover 23 hrs ago #1

;-{) THIS Goonch 22 hrs ago #3

The screwworm has turned.... Blue Owl 20 hrs ago #23

Remaining White House structure, built in 1817, collapsed from outside shaking and smashed him ded. twodogsbarking 22 hrs ago #2

🌞 Good morning! littlemissmartypants 22 hrs ago #4

Cracking up here malaise 22 hrs ago #7

Thanks, m. ❤️🌞 littlemissmartypants 21 hrs ago #15

Good one, Pants! SheltieLover 20 hrs ago #18

I doubt he eats strawberries. Way too healthy IronLionZion 22 hrs ago #5

No but malaise 22 hrs ago #6

... littlemissmartypants 21 hrs ago #16

Thanks for posting his name MustLoveBeagles 19 hrs ago #24

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Stormed by angry Georgia voters... Dulcinea 22 hrs ago #8

With pitchforks & torches! electric_blue68 11 hrs ago #41

greetings from the night shift AllaN01Bear 22 hrs ago #9

Good morning, Bear. niyad 21 hrs ago #13

howdi. AllaN01Bear 18 hrs ago #35

Morning, Bear! Plenty of time left today for the fortunate event to occur! SheltieLover 20 hrs ago #19

howdi. si.si. AllaN01Bear 18 hrs ago #34

... SheltieLover 18 hrs ago #38

Good morning Bear MustLoveBeagles 19 hrs ago #25

howdi baci. AllaN01Bear 18 hrs ago #33

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 22 hrs ago #10

That poor bottle...must be getting lonely in the fridge... SheltieLover 20 hrs ago #20

Not too lonely. I keep a couple of splits there as well for minor niyad 18 hrs ago #36

Good thinking!!! SheltieLover 18 hrs ago #37

I'm dreaming of a second aortic rupture surfered 19 hrs ago #28

"Ouch! Hey, Orange Blob, the law of unanticipated consequences is coming for you too!" hlthe2b 21 hrs ago #11

Ouch! MustLoveBeagles 19 hrs ago #26

Accidentally hung himself. KS Toronado 21 hrs ago #12

Love it! surfered 19 hrs ago #29

I think Mitch is a corpse in a cheap shirt. twodogsbarking 21 hrs ago #14

Speaking of Mitch... surfered 19 hrs ago #30

That there is real funny. Thanks. twodogsbarking 18 hrs ago #31

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Not yet, but word has it that he has a colon obstruction. bluestarone 20 hrs ago #21

Someone put rat poison in his Happy Meal Martin Eden 20 hrs ago #22

Fatal collapse after vital $5 million painfully extracted from his bank account? jls4561 18 hrs ago #32

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