Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Ate some strawberries?

Overcome by joy at receiving his trophy?

Vaporized by poorly aimed space mirrors?


Just fucking died? I mean come on already!

[SheltieLover]

1. Shit his 2 braincells out due to parasitic infection?

[Goonch]

3. ;-{) THIS

[Blue Owl]

23. The screwworm has turned....

Now flush that load, quick!

[twodogsbarking]

2. Remaining White House structure, built in 1817, collapsed from outside shaking and smashed him ded.

The British burned the original one down but we still show their Royal Family on television, not unlike the Jan 6 pieces of shit.

[littlemissmartypants]

4. 🌞 Good morning!

It's been reported that he cried so hard about not being able to avoid tax audits that he couldn't catch his breath.

This caused his brain to be starved of oxygen, exacerbating his delirium and eventually leading to cardiac arrest.

Second best arrest to a criminal arrest, but it got there in the end.

I hope that everyone has a lovely day. ❤️

[malaise]

7. Cracking up here

[littlemissmartypants]

15. Thanks, m. ❤️🌞

I thought that yesterday was pretty good. Did you see the video I posted?

https://democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=21372561

🤓

[SheltieLover]

18. Good one, Pants!

[IronLionZion]

5. I doubt he eats strawberries. Way too healthy

but the other options are possible

[malaise]

6. No but

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I don’t know whether he or Susan Collins is more concerned about that Maine Senate seat after the murder of 26-year-old Joan Sebastian Guerrero from Colombia.

https://www.kcra.com/article/biddeford-ice-shooting/71927383


Add another link

https://www.democraticunderground.com/1322121462

They both should be very, very concerned.

[littlemissmartypants]

16. ...

[MustLoveBeagles]

24. Thanks for posting his name

[SheltieLover]

27. ...

[Dulcinea]

8. Stormed by angry Georgia voters...

...when he tried to declare that Ossoff & Warnock are "illegitimate," thus invalidating the votes of an entire crucial swing state.

[AllaN01Bear]

9. greetings from the night shift

not yet , but heres hoping

[niyad]

13. Good morning, Bear.

[AllaN01Bear]

35. howdi.

[SheltieLover]

19. Morning, Bear! Plenty of time left today for the fortunate event to occur!

[AllaN01Bear]

34. howdi. si.si.

[SheltieLover]

38. ...

[MustLoveBeagles]

25. Good morning Bear

[AllaN01Bear]

33. howdi baci.

[niyad]

10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

20. That poor bottle...must be getting lonely in the fridge...

Hopefully soon! 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[niyad]

36. Not too lonely. I keep a couple of splits there as well for minor

occasions. And had a bottle from Trader Joe's of their house mimosa to send lindsey off to his just outcome.

[SheltieLover]

37. Good thinking!!!

Great minds...

[surfered]

28. I'm dreaming of a second aortic rupture

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[hlthe2b]

11. "Ouch! Hey, Orange Blob, the law of unanticipated consequences is coming for you too!"

Ouch!

[MustLoveBeagles]

26. Ouch!

Poor little guy

[KS Toronado]

12. Accidentally hung himself.

Yes this is one of "Tuesday's Condensed News Cartoons"

[surfered]

29. Love it!

[twodogsbarking]

14. I think Mitch is a corpse in a cheap shirt.

[surfered]

30. Speaking of Mitch...

[twodogsbarking]

31. That there is real funny. Thanks.

[generalbetrayus]

17. Has a fatal heart attack when he finds out an actual self-decribed Communist is running

in the Democratic primary for a State house seat in Kansas.

https://kansasreflector.com/2026/07/13/kansas-incumbent-faces-far-left-challenge-from-self-described-communist-in-democratic-primary/

[bluestarone]

21. Not yet, but word has it that he has a colon obstruction.

Too many heads up his ASS!! Might need emergency surgery. Waiting on a front end loader to haul these heads to the dump!

[Martin Eden]

22. Someone put rat poison in his Happy Meal

When they found him on the floor, he looked like this:

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[jls4561]

32. Fatal collapse after vital $5 million painfully extracted from his bank account?

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10143695432

E Jean! You go, girl!

[LeftInTX]

39. Shot by ICE agents. Limo looked like drug kingpin's

Wayne Mullin defended ICE agents. Said a huge motorcade tried to ram their vehicles. "We're proud of our agents. Although we though is was El Chapo's cousin and we were wrong, our agents will not tolerate anything that annoys them"