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littlemissmartypants

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4. 🌞 Good morning!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jul 14, 2026, 07:31 AM

Tuesday

It's been reported that he cried so hard about not being able to avoid tax audits that he couldn't catch his breath.

This caused his brain to be starved of oxygen, exacerbating his delirium and eventually leading to cardiac arrest.

Second best arrest to a criminal arrest, but it got there in the end.

I hope that everyone has a lovely day. ❤️

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