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Orrex

(67,392 posts) Wed May 13, 2026, 07:06 AM Wednesday

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Opened the emergency exit by mistake while heading to the bathroom on Air Force One?

Popped like a diarrhea-filled balloon when they drew his blood at his annual physical held quarterly?

Took a bullet for the US instead of, you know, pretending to be slightly nicked on his ear?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Soon... SheltieLover Wednesday #5

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2:23 PM. No cheering out my city window yet electric_blue68 Wednesday #37