Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Opened the emergency exit by mistake while heading to the bathroom on Air Force One?

Popped like a diarrhea-filled balloon when they drew his blood at his annual physical held quarterly?

Took a bullet for the US instead of, you know, pretending to be slightly nicked on his ear?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[niyad]

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

5. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[niyad]

6. Now would be good. I can clear my schedule for today.

[surfered]

9. Joan Baez shares our dream...

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[niyad]

11. And she is retiring.

[surfered]

15. We are all getting older..😢

[niyad]

22. This is true. But I wanted to cry when I saw her comment.

[hlthe2b]

16. Love, love, love ya, Joan!

[malaise]

28. You win the thread today

😀

[Goonch]

2. ;-{) DUNCE IN THE MACHINE

TRUMP ATTEMPTS TO MONETIZE PARTS FROM
NIXON BOWLING ALLEY: A private, single-lane alley located directly beneath the North Portico of the White House residence. It was installed in 1969 for the personal use of President Nixon and his family.

[malaise]

3. No but

He sure limped his way to AF1 32 days from that big 80

[SheltieLover]

4. Crushed under the weight of the collapsing US economy?

Took a bullet for the country?

Https://democraticunderground.com/100221232477

[niyad]

7. "has survived three attempts"??? The one at his golf course no shots

were even fired. The one at the dinner wasn't even on the same floor.

[surfered]

8. Trump teases release of UFO files

https://apnews.com/article/trump-ufos-uap-aliens-pentagon-records-investigation-a46e3de873e25fe2222de040a8e0242b

The First rule of alien club is you do not talk about alien club.

[electric_blue68]

35. Buh-byeeee!

[MustLoveBeagles]

38. If only

But then I'd feel sorry for the aliens.

[2MuchNoise]

10. Stood in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shot himself.

Took a bullet for the US.

[niyad]

12. That would be a sight to behold!

[BurnDoubt]

13. On holiday in the UK...

I was horrified at the execution of a woman accused of harboring Priests and Papists.
Placed on her back with a stone under back and a door placed on top then slowly loaded with heavy stones until it was no longer necessary.
They certainly had a knack for Torture.
I’d settle for public humiliation and shunning along with homelessness for the rest of his life.
I regret that he has caused me to at times question my commitment to non-violence.
But like you, dear Orrex, I await the day.

[hlthe2b]

14. " 'Best beware, bloated, arrogant one..."

"We in China EAT all things ORANGE!"

[MustLoveBeagles]

39. The poor panda 🐼 would get a tummy ache

[no_hypocrisy]

17. BONUS

If he doesn't survive to 2029, i.e., premature death, he likely won't have signed off on all the pardons. Kids, in-laws, cabinet members, etc. all face trials and possible convictions and returning all that money and stuff.

[niyad]

27. Sadly, couchhumper could sign those pardons.

[hamsterjill]

18. No, but we are one day closer.

Time waits for no man.

The only person that I know of who literally millions are waiting for the announcement. I could be sad for someone like that IF he were not such an asshole. So...

I am what I am.

[niyad]

26. If he were not such an asshole, millions would not be waiting!

[hamsterjill]

29. He's a special kind of asshole in my opinion.

Honestly, I don't ever remember myself wishing anyone else to just get out of the way. But for him, I'm making an exception. He enjoys brutalizing, creating fear and suffering, and on top of it all - he is just plain STUPID!

[niyad]

30. He is indeed in aa class by himself. Evil, greedy, grandiose, insecure,

and needy in an incredibly deadly combination.

[electric_blue68]

36. 🤔 I think I'd might add Putin to this very short list

[Blue Owl]

19. Got to experience firsthand China's policy of executing pedophiles

[niyad]

25. I like that.

[lindysalsagal]

20. Nope. Just declared mentally unfit, is all.

https://www.bmj.com/content/393/bmj.s905

News
Trump mental health: 30 senior US doctors declare president mentally unfit
BMJ 2026; 393 doi: https://doi.org/10.1136/bmj.s905 (Published 11 May 2026)
Cite this as: BMJ 2026;393:s905

Tom Moberly
Thirty US psychiatrists and other doctors specialising in mental health have signed a statement declaring President Donald Trump mentally unfit to serve, warning that his ability to launch nuclear weapons is a “danger” to the world.

The signatories say that Trump’s behaviour over the past year has shown “objectively observable signs of serious medical concern.”

They cited examples of his “marked deterioration in cognitive functioning,” “episodes of apparent somnolence during critical public proceedings,” “severely impaired judgment and impulse control,” and “significant loss of self-control,” as well as “grandiose and delusional beliefs, including assertions of infallibility, imagery of himself as Pope suggestive of a divine mission.”

The doctors called for Trump’s immediate removal from office, arguing that he presents a “clear and present danger” to the whole world.

[niyad]

24. Sadly, though, even if that were to happen, he would still be wasting OUR

oxygen, OUR resources at every level, and he would still be the bright, shiny thing.

[NNadir]

34. Nice find. It's a well respected journal and even if...

...it's a news item, it's important.

[twodogsbarking]

21. Wanderiing on the highway and picked up by Thelma and Louise.

[niyad]

23. I like that!

[Blue Owl]

31. Any scenario that involves trump "wandering off" seems increasingly likely

[LetMyPeopleVote]

32. Is he dead yet?

[58Sunliner]

33. Nyet. Damn.

[electric_blue68]

37. 2:23 PM. No cheering out my city window yet

😑😑😑