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usonian

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15. Do you know why he flies so much? To catch lightning in the sky and not just wait for it to show up.

Tue May 12, 2026, 04:43 PM

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This time, probably because he likes "high steaks" diplomacy. (30,000 feet high)

Jet engine flame broiled, with afterburners on full blast.

BUT BE WARNED.
Space aliens have been doxxed to the general public, and I hear that
THEY ARE PISSED
and will get even.

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Fingers crossed! bif Tuesday #1

We will just have to hope for the best. rambler_american Tuesday #61

OMG... thanks for the flashback from Snackshack 20 hrs ago #97

Tease! questionseverything Tuesday #2

We can only hope his doctors are as bad as his lawyers... displacedvermoter Tuesday #3

How about RFK, Jr in charge of his health care? Jerry2144 Tuesday #7

if they are bootlickers Skittles Tuesday #55

We can only hope nothing minor happens. Ocelot II Tuesday #4

Yes it's positively insane. BannonsLiver Tuesday #5

Don't get people's hopes up 😉 MustLoveBeagles Tuesday #6

If I were China I wouldn't want him traveling for a diplomatic visit at this time. Baitball Blogger Tuesday #8

And they'd have to find a big enough box to do a return shipment1 erronis Tuesday #18

Glad I'm Just Jerome Tuesday #24

They could probably find room on a container ship. WestMichRad Tuesday #48

Exactly popsdenver Tuesday #46

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That's why, as a health professional, I endorse this trip for that person. Maru Kitteh Tuesday #9

Yes, I am tearfully supporting PatSeg Tuesday #20

Blood clots can happen to anyone. maxsolomon Tuesday #10

Compression socks. Old Crank Yesterday #80

Let us pray ZDU Tuesday #11

His degenerative health and high risk behavior are Torchlight Tuesday #12

Flying in AF1 isn't like flying on an airliner. Liberal In Texas Tuesday #13

Cardiovascularly, flying poses threats PCIntern Tuesday #16

Even if you can move around in AF1 unlike on an airliner, the cabin in any airplane Ocelot II Tuesday #34

Lower, probably 6,000 with upgrades Aviation Pro Tuesday #53

Hmm. Pushing the limits on the skin of an aging beast . . Maru Kitteh Tuesday #65

No doubt the mechanics Aviation Pro Tuesday #73

--- and he's gotta do it two times. 3Hotdogs Tuesday #74

why must you use that bedroom talk FHRRK1 Yesterday #79

Not only @ 47,000 feet but in the middle of the Pacific Ocean too. Botany Yesterday #84

And we all know how much Jabba loves to move around. tavernier Yesterday #88

True. Liberal In Texas Tuesday #71

It's still pressurized COL Mustard Tuesday #28

But considering who it is catchnrelease 20 hrs ago #95

You are now free to move about the cabin.... Blue Owl Tuesday #14

Do you know why he flies so much? To catch lightning in the sky and not just wait for it to show up. usonian Tuesday #15

Well done with lots of ketchup. PCIntern Tuesday #41

Hey Orrex! Blood clots in the legs often occur during looooong plane trips. no_hypocrisy Tuesday #17

Death Ride dave99 Tuesday #19

Don't threaten me with a good time. nclib Tuesday #21

Don't give us false hope, PC. He hasn't even designed the royal crypt yet. Vinca Tuesday #22

Please make it happen. I can't keep my party planner on retainer much longer. NoMoreRepugs Tuesday #23

I hope he gets a double dose of hypoxia on the flight Aviation Pro Tuesday #25

Oh Please haryn Tuesday #26

I'm just rooting for bedridden IbogaProject Tuesday #27

MY fervent wish: AZ8theist Tuesday #68

May it be so! niyad Tuesday #75

If Krasnov is such a great negotiator... ultralite001 Tuesday #29

You're saying mercuryblues Tuesday #30

Hate to rain on the parade, but he's going to be just fine. Fil1957 Tuesday #31

Someday he won't be. Ocelot II Tuesday #35

True, but not as soon as people hope or think it will be. Fil1957 Tuesday #36

You never know... Ocelot II Tuesday #37

Yes, you never know -- one can always hope, but don't count on it. Fil1957 Tuesday #39

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Sorry I am tired of being disappointed Bluestocking Tuesday #32

Maybe that's what JD and the Project 2025 crowd are counting on. ChicagoTeamster Tuesday #33

Bingo! OldBaldy1701E Yesterday #82

I personally want the champagne to break out whole reading an Orrex... NNadir Tuesday #38

I'm starting to lose my faith in WH doctors. Trmp has had four physicals this year and .... eppur_se_muova Tuesday #40

Why... he could live to 200!!! PCIntern Tuesday #42

It's already past 1600 here ! nt eppur_se_muova Tuesday #44

I recommend sitting stationary the entire flight. 33taw Tuesday #43

I want my free beer from the world famous, and owner of, and running for WI Govenor, Minocqua Brewing Co a kennedy Tuesday #45

If only JV Vance was going along too. NBachers Tuesday #47

Ah, interesting Joinfortmill Tuesday #49

That also crossed my mind BeneteauBum Tuesday #50

Sicily 2017 bmichaelh Tuesday #51

His doctor also said he weighs 220 pounds... Unrepentant Fenian Tuesday #52

Ah, thank you! That cheered me right up! niyad Tuesday #54

Good!! AverageOldGuy Tuesday #57

. Hassin Bin Sober Tuesday #58

For all the travel. especially the flying, he does, Totally Tunsie Tuesday #59

No doubt aka JD is busy praying the rosary Hassler Tuesday #60

Thank 😊 you Faux pas Tuesday #62

Maybe it's finally time to chill a small bottle of champagne. Ilsa Tuesday #63

I've had two bottles chilling since the election. Totally Tunsie Tuesday #72

My friends and I all keep bubbly on chill for that longed-for moment. niyad Yesterday #76

Relax, people GenThePerservering Tuesday #64

My mother told me three people she knows got very sick BigmanPigman Tuesday #66

There's no circulation of "fresh" air on an airplane FakeNoose 21 hrs ago #94

How come masks won't help much? BigmanPigman 16 hrs ago #98

Maybe it's one way! Hope22 Tuesday #67

Don't get people's hopes up D_Master81 Tuesday #69

The reduced air pressure will probably help with his swelling. Orrex Tuesday #70

Like mitt romney's dog on the family car. niyad Yesterday #77

Air Force One would make a perfectly good nursing home. carpetbagger Yesterday #78

I hope he'll be ok.../s MiHale Yesterday #81

SSSHHHHH!!!! Swede Yesterday #83

A local "pool" I'm aware of has tomorrow as the first AllyCat Yesterday #85

The thing is that none of us "know" onenote Yesterday #86

I don't know anything PCIntern Yesterday #87

Personally, I heartily endorse his brave temptation of fate in taking this trip... ihaveaquestion 21 hrs ago #91

May Barry the bloodclot grow and travel! Sanity Claws 21 hrs ago #92

I think that's the reason Melania stayed home FakeNoose 21 hrs ago #93

Good....maybe we can make it a recurring event. (n/t) Moostache 20 hrs ago #96