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Atheists & Agnostics

Ron Obvious

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6. Correct grammar is always important when casting spells.

Reply to Towlie (Original post)

Tue Feb 15, 2022, 03:11 PM

Feb 2022

Literature abounds with the consequences of casting spells incorrectly.

Who said this God fellow was fair anyway? He's probably been having a merry chuckle about all the innocent bebbies being sent to Hell accidentally. Feeding those fires is what keeps Heaven from freezing over, I would imagine.

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Catholic Crisis! A preist has sent thousands to Hell by saying "We baptize" instead of "I baptize". [View all] Towlie Feb 2022 OP

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Oh this is serious. progressoid Feb 2022 #2

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Here's a thought PXR-5 Feb 2022 #5

Correct grammar is always important when casting spells. Ron Obvious Feb 2022 #6

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LOL RussBLib Feb 2022 #8

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Are they going to be recalled? Cartoonist Feb 2022 #10

At least those original sin soaked infants won't need to figure out how to reverse the procedure Warpy Feb 2022 #11

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I'm no religious scholar, but Susan Calvin Feb 2022 #13

I'm gonna find out the name of the priest who performed my baptism... BluesRunTheGame Feb 2022 #14

I cannot believe that this is a thing. PassingFair Feb 2022 #15

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"aleph, bet, gimmel, daled, hey, vav...." old as dirt Mar 2022 #17