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Submariner

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4. I'm cheap if their looking for a fake kick kicker for the day

Mon Sep 15, 2025, 10:44 AM

Yesterday

You know. The kicker kicks the ball so it tumbles on the ground for about 5 to 10 yards hoping the opposition team fumbles it up trying to catch the bouncing ball.

Why risk a $20 million a year kicker for that short kick, when I could do it for say $5,000. I would get a few extra bucks to supplement my monthly SS check, and promise not to sue the NFL for injuries because I'm covered by Medicare. Coffee and hamburger prices are up.

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That's most of the season, isn't it? Srkdqltr Yesterday #1

Burrow has a HORRIBLE offensive line in front of him True Dough Yesterday #2

Turf Toe. Any athlete can get it, but its common in football players. milestogo Yesterday #12

He needs to be on a team that defends him better. You have to wonder. Srkdqltr Yesterday #3

I'm cheap if their looking for a fake kick kicker for the day Submariner Yesterday #4

Do you think you could throw the football True Dough Yesterday #5

I'll throw that in for free Submariner Yesterday #6

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Is it the dreaded "turf toe"? milestogo Yesterday #8

When I think about Joe Burrow, I can't help but think about Archie Manning. BobTheSubgenius Yesterday #9

After being banged up repeatedly, True Dough Yesterday #10

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Thank you! BobTheSubgenius Yesterday #14

Glad you're here! True Dough Yesterday #15

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