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Stonepounder

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Wed Nov 21, 2018, 02:56 AM Nov 2018

New Trevor Noah rule: [View all]

If you want a particular group of 'immigrants' to leave, then you immediately have to give up eating their ethnic food.

Want to get rid of Mexicans? No more tacos for you!
Hate Jews? There go your bagels, lox, and the like.
Send Asians back where they came from? No more chop suey, egg rolls, sesame chicken, or sushi.

Want to get rid of ALL 'furriners'? - there go ALL your spices, including pepper, chili powder, oregano, and on and on.

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New Trevor Noah rule: [View all] Stonepounder Nov 2018 OP
Coffee?? Tea?? bobbieinok Nov 2018 #1
If you want coffee, you have to let in folks from the Middle East. Staph Nov 2018 #2
Want to get rid of Arabs? red dog 1 Nov 2018 #3
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