Billy was antsy and in the way so his mother said, “Billy, why not go outside. They are building a house next door. Go watch them, maybe you’ll learn something.
Billy was gone a long time. Several hours. When he came home his mom asked if he had learned anything.
Billy says, “Sure did. I learned find the gawd damn tape measure, and mark the fuckin’ line. Then you take the shitten saw and cut that mutherfrucker. But when you nail the son-of-bitch up, it’s a c***hair off so you take that kochsucker down and start the crap all over again.
Billy’s mom was aghast. 
😡 and said, “Billy that’s just terrible. You go up to your room and wait til your father gets home.
Eventually Billy hears the car drive in. He hears muffled voices and then footsteps to Billy’s bedroom door. His father comes in and says: What’s this about what you learned at the construction site?
Billy repeats... shittin board, mutherf don’t fit Shave the c-hair and nail the kochsucker back up....
Dad gets angry: “ Billy that’s terrible. You march yourself out to the yard and get me a switch.
Billy looks at his dad and says: Fuck you, that’s the electrician’s job.
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