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Ocelot II

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1. Neuticles are only for the benefit of insecure men, not for their dogs,

Reply to 3catwoman3 (Original post)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 10:30 PM

Apr 29

who are oblivious to such things. All the dogs know is that they are no longer so intensely compelled to hump people's legs or other dogs. They don't notice or care that when they lick their nuts, as they so often do, there's not so much to lick any more. Seems a bit cruel to inflict unnecessary surgery on a dog when it's only for the benefit of the owner's shaky sense of manhood.

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Question for parents of male dogs. Have any DUers had prosthetic testicles... [View all] 3catwoman3 Apr 29 OP

Neuticles are only for the benefit of insecure men, not for their dogs, Ocelot II Apr 29 #1

Looked it up. Not only is this real but they come in sizes, Xsmall, Small, to X-Large. Price $159 to $189. Tariffs would Silent Type Apr 29 #2

The height of absurdity is Neuticle jewelry. I kid you not. 3catwoman3 Apr 29 #3

You can get them for cats, too. Ocelot II Apr 29 #4

And horses, bulls and elephants. 3catwoman3 Apr 29 #5

Another sign of the decline of Western Civilization. FadedMullet Apr 29 #6

Detachable Penis? Shellback Squid Apr 29 #7

Most of the GOP Congress doesn't seem to notice their missing their testicles. marble falls Apr 30 #8

Maybe they should be offered Neuticles as a reminder of what they're missing. Ocelot II Apr 30 #15

Sort of "they won't know what they got til it's gone and replaced by a reasonable facsimile thereof". marble falls Apr 30 #16

Actually my dog wasn't missing any, we just had a fake nut implanted just to intimidate all the other dogs. marble falls Apr 30 #9

Only one? 3catwoman3 Apr 30 #10

for a total of 3. - - Which clearly establishes dominance ... stopdiggin Apr 30 #11

It was to compensate for his name, Tippy. marble falls Apr 30 #13

Only one really large one, but he had three total. marble falls Apr 30 #14

I've always assumed that the dogs REALLY do not care! ShazzieB Apr 30 #12