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Gardening

Siwsan

(27,609 posts) Wed Apr 28, 2021, 02:06 PM Apr 2021

I had to do a temporary fix on my back garden gate, until I can build a new one [View all]

The fix involved a sharp, pointy tool, zip ties, a shovel, a tarp and some rope. It was then I realized that I have all of the basic tools to be a serial killer, and would never need to risk going to Walmart or Target to buy stuff, thereby likely get caught on their surveillance cameras.

Again, I blame 15 months in self isolation for me even thinking such things.

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I had to do a temporary fix on my back garden gate, until I can build a new one [View all] Siwsan Apr 2021 OP

Watching the murder channel? KT2000 Apr 2021 #1

Yea, and that pesky microchip that came with my vaccination. I'll never get away with it!! Siwsan Apr 2021 #3

I hear you - KT2000 Apr 2021 #5

You and me both, sister intrepidity Apr 2021 #2

All of that plus plastic bags and duct tape. Arkansas Granny Apr 2021 #4

I have all of those things, too. Ocelot II Apr 2021 #6

I have a couple of different kinds of saws. ONE of them might be a hack saw Siwsan Apr 2021 #8

The problem for me is I'm not strong enough to move a body. I've got the materials, though. Shrike47 Apr 2021 #7

I have a garden tractor. I could DRAG one Siwsan Apr 2021 #9

See, that's the reason for the hacksaw. Ocelot II Apr 2021 #10

we will track you down in 5" with NJCher May 2021 #11