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GenXer47

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13. suggestions for easier living
Wed Sep 20, 2023, 02:54 PM
Sep 2023

1. Get a robot vacuum. They work pretty well now!
2. Eat all your food on brown paper. That's right, cut up grocery store bags, or just buy some untreated brown paper. It works great, and no dishes except utensils. (If you can't wrap your mind around it then ease into it with paper plates.)
3. Ask your husband to sit down to pee. Splash no more!
4. Once the porch is done, cool it with the home improvements. Unless it's a necessity like a leaking roof.
5. Don't wear so much clothing. Turn underwear inside-out on day 2, to double the usage!
6. Drink soup from a big mug instead of using a bowl and spoon. Make sandwiches for lunch and dinner. Don't "make" a salad - just grab that romaine lettuce and munch it to the stalk. If you must taste salad dressing then smear some on your teeth beforehand.

Yes, these are the near-barbaric habits of a man whose domestic maturity was halted in college. But I didn't do much "housework", did I?

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