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12. I can't stop choking the chicken. First it was Sarah Palin. Then Joni from Iowa, cutting the pork.

Wed Feb 10, 2021, 05:00 PM

Feb 2021

I was tempted to fantasize about Mother but she is married to Mike and that would be adu--- I don't know. Would it be adultery since its only in my head? Then there's Margarie from Georgia.. and Bang Bang from Colorado..

They are hot... especially Moth.. (I gotta stop on that one until I talk with Father Ted and see if its ok.)

Anyway, the little soldier - he ain't getting no rest, me not able to get those hot Republican babes out'a my head.

I'm 78. You'd think I would be beyond that by now.

Thoughts? Help?

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humans can be really fucking weird... dhill926 Feb 2021 #1

Humans can be really weird? krispos42 Feb 2021 #7

Well, THAT'S a relief (nt) mr_lebowski Feb 2021 #2

I know right. Glamrock Feb 2021 #6

I'm not sure how I would have made it through the day calguy Feb 2021 #3

Okay, who exactly is the market for this contraption? Clash City Rocker Feb 2021 #4

It's a fetish.... Shipwack Feb 2021 #9

Wow, um...I hadn't heard of that one before Clash City Rocker Feb 2021 #13

I can't stop choking the chicken. First it was Sarah Palin. Then Joni from Iowa, cutting the pork. 3Hotdogs Feb 2021 #12

So... you get a hard on.... mbusby Feb 2021 #5

Nope... Shipwack Feb 2021 #11

Now if they'll just fix those electric butt plugs. They can be a pain. Midnight Writer Feb 2021 #8

That's a feature, not a bug... NT Shipwack Feb 2021 #10