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Kaleva

(39,756 posts) Fri May 4, 2018, 08:15 PM May 2018

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Police tazer man for having sex with a car [View all]

“Officers were there, and he continued to try and have sex with the tailpipe of the car. He would not listen to commands or anything. ... They ended up taking him.”

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/wtf/sex-with-car-man-tasered-by-kansas-police-for-indecent-act/news-story/8b2188ae541663d6808c1e2702a15780

This wouldn't happen if tailpipes weren't shaped so erotically.

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Police tazer man for having sex with a car [View all] Kaleva May 2018 OP

To fully comprehend this ... Yonnie3 May 2018 #1

Car was reportedly making these sounds Kaleva May 2018 #2

Still doesn't explain why they felt compelled to use a tazer Xipe Totec May 2018 #3

Why do men feel compelled to use theirs? marylandblue May 2018 #6

Cars do about everything these days. nt yonder May 2018 #4

No muff too tough Bob Loblaw May 2018 #5

Shagging a car could lead to exhaustion! Jake Stern May 2018 #7

I'm sure he was Bob Loblaw May 2018 #10

Now THAT is desperate. democratisphere May 2018 #8

In some states if the car ws over 13 years old it could be legal. dameatball May 2018 #9

And he burnt his lips. marble falls May 2018 #11

Did he put his junk in the trunk? Blue Owl May 2018 #12

Older guys have to use the gas filler. Kaleva May 2018 #13

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