Couple puts on an X-Rated show at Pennsylvania park

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JUNE 26--Several hundred visitors to a Pennsylvania park were treated to an X-rated performance early Thursday evening when a couple engaged in a series of sex acts “in close proximity to a playground,” police charge.

Cops were dispatched to Kirby Park in Wilkes-Barre around 7:45 PM after receiving a report about a “male and female engaging in sexual acts” near the softball field.

When a pair of officers arrived, they spotted Jacqueline Getz, 31, performing oral sex on Kyle McClure, 29. “Several witnesses,” a criminal complaint notes, subsequently approached police to report that Getz and McClure “were having sexual intercourse, oral and digital sex” in public.

Police allege that, “Several hundred people were present in the park and observed” the amorous antics of Getz and McClure. The witnesses, cops added, included many children since “the acts were being performed in close proximity to a playground.”

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