Lawyers, Guns And Money - Warren Zevon (article, studio track, live, + Jordan Zevon & Wallflowers cover live)

[BobTheSubgenius]

18. I'll thank you on behalf of the cat and the elderly lady.

Less sympathy for the idiot that owned the dog. He was a maniac and a truly awful person. He once gave an attack command and loosed the dog on the next door neighbour. As it turned out, the neighbour was an expert at subduing dogs, being a trainer for TRULY attack-training dogs, and in a couple of seconds, offered the idiot a choice between taking his awful toy home, or having him break its neck.

And the offence that brought about the attack? The neighbour, who I got along with famously BTW, shooed the idiot's cat off his freshly-poured cement pad. For this egregious affront to entitlement, the idiot was prepared for the possibility of his dog killing a human being. I can't believe Keith didn't report him.