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OldBaldy1701E

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14. Yes. I have slowed down in recent years, though.
Sun Mar 29, 2026, 08:30 AM
Sunday

Back when I was in fourth grade, the teacher would set a speed for the class and we would do the exercise. Then, she would ask if anyone wanted to read faster. She would basically do an 'elimination' round, where she would increase the speed with each section and go until everyone said they could not keep up.

The class did not like me. I was so far ahead of them in reading speed and comprehension that she eventually would do the round for everyone else, and then she would just start increasing the speed until I 'tapped out'. I used to love it, but the others did not. I was accused of 'messing with their grades' because I was so fast and they were so slow. (It did not do anything to the grades. I just got a good grade because I was a very fast reader. The teacher did not 'penalize' anyone for not keeping up with my speed.)

It was one of the first lessons in humanity that I received. Some people are just idiots and there is nothing that one can do about it.

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Can you read 900 words per minute? [View all] Shellback Squid Mar 26 OP
That was fun. 3catwoman3 Mar 26 #1
You want me to slow down to 900? True Dough Mar 26 #2
I can recite the entire Constitution in 5 seconds or less. usonian Mar 26 #3
Apparently, I can. buzzycrumbhunger Mar 26 #4
This was fun. Thanks. yorkster Mar 26 #5
Well, I guess I did, Bayard Mar 27 #6
Liked it. Was not as hard as I thought. chouchou Mar 27 #7
I'm too much in my cups... skypilot Mar 27 #8
You have to get your mind in the right frame of mind for speed reading LogDog75 Saturday #9
Hmmm...guess I'm a slow reader, maybe only about mwmisses4289 Saturday #10
This is so cool. Bookmarking Emile Saturday #11
Had No Problem Keeping Up ProfessorGAC Saturday #12
I kept up BlueSpot Saturday #13
Yes. I have slowed down in recent years, though. OldBaldy1701E Sunday #14
unabashed rec. Shellback Squid Wednesday #15
Why would I even want to do that? CTyankee Thursday #16
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