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Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sun Jan 18, 2026, 02:39 PM

Jan 18

Again, I knew where it was headed and I laughed anyway!
I think "...police arrived" is what got me.

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The cashier said "Strip down, facing me." By the time I realized she meant the debit card the [View all] Floyd R. Turbo Jan 17 OP

You're a HOOT, Floyd! some_of_us_are_sane Jan 17 #1

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LOL! This was a good one. Redleg Jan 17 #5

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I am definitely going to steal that fabulous joke. NNadir Jan 17 #6

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Yay!!! maspaha Jan 17 #7

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I love it that you have nothing to hide! You put yourself right out there for all to see! Solly Mack Jan 17 #8

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I had a similar experience edhopper Jan 17 #13

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Lolol JMCKUSICK Jan 17 #15

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Thank you for the laugh! Wild blueberry Jan 17 #17

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That there was real funny there Floyd. twodogsbarking Jan 17 #19

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Floyd PJMcK Jan 17 #20

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Lacked men's rea SSJVegeta Jan 17 #23

"rea"? Floyd R. Turbo Jan 17 #24

Googles definition: SSJVegeta Jan 17 #25

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Good thing she didn't say slide it in Historic NY Jan 17 #26

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Or say 'just tap it.' Xavier Breath Jan 18 #29

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Beauty ProfessorGAC Jan 18 #31

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How long was the cashier laughing at you? Angleae Jan 19 #33

She fainted! 😁 Floyd R. Turbo Jan 19 #34