The "No Solicitors" sign at my front door doesn't always work. So I have a new scheme that does.

[cksmithy]

18. We live down the street from a community college and the mormon seminary school, and boarding room.

They were always stopping by, more than once a year. We have lived here for over 40 years. The last time they came by, 4-5 five years ago, I was working in the front yard and they asked if I wanted to learn about Jesus or something, I said, "No thank you," and turned my back to them. They responded "God bless you." I replied, "And may the Goddess bless you." Their jaws dropped to their chests, very funny look on their faces. Anyway, they have not come back since then. Yes Mormons are seriously weird, my parents became Mormons when I was a teenager. I never accepted it and, I was basically shunned, ostracized by my own family because they all accepted it. Both of my sisters eventually left the church but all 3 brothers are still Mormons. My parents are now in their Mormon heaven, and the church does believe polygamy exists in Mormon heaven.