Turkeys cleaning up.

[Scrivener7]

1. We have one near me that likes a more urban lifestyle. He spends a lot of time

in the middle of the street - NOT in the crosswalk! - and he assaults the bicycle delivery guys, very aggressively, and won't let them get off their bikes.

Also, he thinks if he stands next to a dark car, no one can see him. So he's there in the street, next to the dark cars, thinking, "I'm cool! No one'll find me here!" while the traffic backs up behind him.

He's not a good neighbor. And he won't go away. I'm starting to think the other turkeys threw him out, and I can see why.