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15. Oh how I wish the horses would have taken a huge dump on her 5" stillettos.

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 05:42 PM

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Or maybe even better would be if they had loose ones and it got all over her white coat.

She is as phony as a three dollar bill. The only time she smiles is when she sees Putin or Trudeau.

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