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AZ8theist

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5. I wasn't a federal employee, but....

Reply to BumRushDaShow (Original post)

Wed Aug 6, 2025, 04:24 AM

Aug 6

If I received that email, I would have responded with MY 5 things:

1. Pissed on a picture of Eloon Musk
2. Defecated on a picture of Eloon Musk
3. Vomited on a picture of Eloon Musk
4. Burned a picture of Eloon Musk
5. Completed all of the above 4 tasks on a picture of Donald J. Trump.

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Trump administration officially ends "5 things" emails for federal employees [View all] BumRushDaShow Aug 5 OP

But still, 5 minutes per week per Federal employee -- that was an inefficient use of time. Beartracks Aug 5 #1

And another employee was suspose to read them or keep track of them??? riversedge Aug 5 #3

Who knows. Beartracks Aug 5 #4

It's fucked up. Get another job. That's fucked up. twodogsbarking Aug 5 #2

I wasn't a federal employee, but.... AZ8theist Aug 6 #5