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Warpy

(113,770 posts)
10. He's probably indoors when they're sluicing it down
Fri May 9, 2025, 07:41 PM
May 2025

with herbicides and all the crap they have to put on grass to make it look lush in heavy salt air. So unless his nearest and dearest are putting greens clippings into his food to hurry up their inheritances, we're SOL on that one.

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"You know who" golfs all the time. Wonder Why May 2025 #1
In my senior community, many retired marybourg May 2025 #2
People used to lick golf balls. usonian May 2025 #3
There was a kid in my high school who carried one around and talked to it. Harker May 2025 #5
See reply 7. highplainsdem May 2025 #8
Was the brand "Wilson"? nt JustABozoOnThisBus May 10 #23
Perfect! Harker May 10 #24
And got liver damage from it. The idea was to improve their game by cleaning the ball. highplainsdem May 2025 #7
Your customary thoroughness is admirable, thanks hpd. Harker May 2025 #11
I'm afraid I don't remember seeing that. And I just did both a Google search and Advanced searches highplainsdem May 2025 #16
Wow, you learn something new everyday blue_jay May 10 #19
I encourage the SlobFather to live at marasluggo full time. NoMoreRepugs May 2025 #4
except for maybe 3-4 days/wk Trump goes to his golf courses as it is. riversedge May 2025 #6
He's probably indoors when they're sluicing it down Warpy May 2025 #10
People who golf should never bring or wear their golfing shoes indoors womanofthehills May 10 #25
He probably pays someone to lick his balls for him. n/t Harker May 2025 #12
Snort! WestMichRad May 2025 #14
Lutnick? The Madcap May 2025 #15
DUzy! 🥇🏆💫 littlemissmartypants May 2025 #17
So working there is fine? twodogsbarking May 2025 #9
By 3auld6phart May 2025 #13
Residential proximity to the White House needs to be studied Seinan Sensei May 2025 #18
Kick dalton99a May 10 #20
When you live close to a farm you are safe though. twodogsbarking May 10 #21
How about homeowners who are next door to one of those Chem Lawn type of spraying? Bengus81 May 10 #22
My whole block was poisoned with Malathion for mosquito control in mid 90's womanofthehills May 10 #27
I'm sure Bobby Brain Worm will get right on top of this. Diamond_Dog May 10 #26
For a while - he was taking about getting atrazine banned from crops womanofthehills May 10 #28
Film of US Soldiers spraying Agent Orange defoliant onto a riverbank without protective equipment Norrrm May 10 #29
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