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Maru Kitteh

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12. He hasn't seen his saber in years. He probably has so much edema

Reply to sakabatou (Reply #9)

Wed Jun 17, 2026, 03:42 PM

16 hrs ago

down there from his heart failure it’s become an “innie.” So when he has to get his catheter changed the poor nurse has to go diving in there with long gloves to find it.

*shudder*

No need to ask how I know such things. Just spare me a little thought for my next shift.

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