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dem4decades

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1. There is a good reason for both the eye and the hand. The hand
Wed Jun 3, 2026, 01:43 PM
Yesterday

Is bruised and swollen from shaking hands and the eye is swollen from winking at all the beautiful women that call out to him for sexual favors everywhere he goes.

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There is a good reason for both the eye and the hand. The hand dem4decades Yesterday #1
3 more days till 6-6-6 (6-6-2026) ret5hd Yesterday #2
Ooooh! buzzycrumbhunger Yesterday #5
....... chowder66 Yesterday #3
Just die already! buzzycrumbhunger Yesterday #4
Fine and perfectly healthy my ass sakabatou Yesterday #6
He Grabbed a Traildogbob Yesterday #7
Something's going on on the side of his nose, also UpInArms Yesterday #8
Thanks for pointing that out. BlueKota Yesterday #13
I heard a few clips from that interview on Stephanie Miller's show this morning mcar Yesterday #9
Something is going on BlueWaveNeverEnd Yesterday #11
Wondering if that's why the Senate suddenly got the courage BlueKota Yesterday #14
Maybe suffered a minor stroke recently? Torchlight Yesterday #10
To me the whole right side of his face looks droopy in that photo. LisaL Yesterday #15
He's not dead enough MorbidButterflyTat Yesterday #12
Maybe he'll just fucking die Orrex Yesterday #16
+1 dalton99a Yesterday #17
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