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22. "Fetid slurry?" Well done, Grasshopper

Wed Jun 3, 2026, 10:55 AM

Yesterday

Takes a DNA test to prove his genetic purity, finds sub Saharan African and Jewish ancestry, auto combusts on the spot. White House is cleared and closed for a year and a half to clear the toxic smoke and redecorate.

Melania wants to be a rich society widow and gets tired of waiting, plants a bomb in his desk in the Oval Office, keyed into his Diet Coke button.

ad his plan to replace stately trees on White House grounds with arches, ballrooms, and other oversized, tacky tchocthkes continues, gets curious about the wood chiopper and falls in. Nothing is left ut some pink goo and a cloud of burning sulfur.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Yesterday OP

;-{} TOASTED Goonch Yesterday #1

Soon, very soon. TickTock. Joinfortmill Yesterday #2

No but malaise Yesterday #3

;-{)..... Goonch Yesterday #4

Run Donald run! malaise Yesterday #9

What I wouldn't give to see that POS pile-driven on the floor Blue Owl Yesterday #19

Join the line malaise Yesterday #20

I don't like the UFC MustLoveBeagles Yesterday #25

Me too malaise Yesterday #36

Tried riding his bicycle without training wheels and smashed his punkin on the rose garden concrete. How fitting. twodogsbarking Yesterday #5

Aww, widdle Donny fall and go boom-boom Blue Owl Yesterday #21

I'd pay to see that malaise Yesterday #37

Hope the concrete is ok. twodogsbarking Yesterday #38

He gets in the ring of an active UFC fight. IronLionZion Yesterday #6

Haha☹️ malaise Yesterday #10

🌞Good morning! littlemissmartypants Yesterday #7

And we love you back. May your day be wonderful. niyad Yesterday #14

We love you too, Pants! SheltieLover Yesterday #26

Not yet that I know of, but maybe...where has slobby been? SheltieLover Yesterday #8

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Yesterday #11

Cripes, it has to be soon, doesn't it? SheltieLover Yesterday #28

We're all waiting for that wonderful day.. surfered Yesterday #12

There's a horse loose in the hospital. twodogsbarking Yesterday #13

Who knows what his Jan 6th goons will do TBF Yesterday #15

Good point -- he's really jerked those idiots around Blue Owl Yesterday #18

"Burp!" hlthe2b Yesterday #16

Lol MustLoveBeagles Yesterday #27

Sucked into the bowels of brimstone where he belongs Blue Owl Yesterday #17

I love this gif MustLoveBeagles Yesterday #29

Especially when you visualize Donny's filthy, gasping carcass flailing helplessly as he descends to eternal doom Blue Owl Yesterday #33

I won't be crying MustLoveBeagles Yesterday #34

"Fetid slurry?" Well done, Grasshopper Warpy Yesterday #22

ROFL malaise Yesterday #23

VANISHED Wicked Blue Yesterday #24

Don't threaten me with a good time MustLoveBeagles Yesterday #31

In an infinite number of parallel universes NotASurfer Yesterday #30

It's not unusual for people to pass away close to their birthdays FullySupportDems Yesterday #32

In that case I wish him the most memorable of birthdays. Orrex 20 hrs ago #42

July 4th is right around the corner. Three of the first five U.S. presidents died on July 4th. QueerDuck Yesterday #35

I am waiting LetMyPeopleVote Yesterday #39

Head literally explodes from consuming too much rage bait propaganda? Initech 23 hrs ago #40

No but he's slowly headed that way Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin 23 hrs ago #41