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GopherGal

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36. Minor Questions

Fri May 29, 2026, 08:11 PM

May 29

Doug Skullery wrote:

Trump was mentored by his slumlord Klansman father Frederick Trump Sr., red-baiting attorney Roy Cohn, and hypocritical bible-thumper Norman Vincent Peale, some of the worst human beings who ever lived aside from Donald Trump himself.

Should his mentorship from Satan himself also be credited? Or does that go without saying after acknowledging the roles of three of his earthly henchmen? One could also credit Vladimir Putin, but we'd best leave that one to history and/or investigative journalism.

Google tells me it's customary for an obituary to include directions for memorial contributions, but I don't think we could in good conscience encourage anyone to make any donations in the name of a man known to have defrauded at least one charitable organization. Plus I trust we can assume that the narcissist in question has already made arrangements to be memorialized far more broadly than he deserves.

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