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5. I don't know how he''ll go out, but there's one thing I do know.

Reply to edhopper (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 04:19 PM

Saturday

That they'll have to keep his grave site a secret. Otherwise, it will become the World's Biggest Toilet. People will be lining up for miles to piss on it, or take a big, giant dump. If they charged a fee for it, we could put a nice dent in the massive debt he's causing.