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Irish_Dem

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11. If she just told the truth, she would have a best selling book and hit movie.
Sat Apr 11, 2026, 11:04 AM
23 hrs ago

It is a real rags to riches story with lots of sex.
People will love it.

Her story of being a Russian/Putin adjacent gold digging working girl.

She came to the US with just her g-string and come hither look.

How she lied on her visa to get into NYC where she quickly cozied up to
the rich and powerful.

And used her Einstein hooker skill set to get a nice rich husband and anchor baby.

Along the way she helped the owner of child sex and blackmail ring to make ends meet.

But it all paid off, she is now the First Lady, highly respected and admired.
Ok I just added that part for the movie to have a happy ending.

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🤣😂 Melania says... [View all] QueerDuck Yesterday OP
🤣 tanyev Yesterday #1
BAM, indeed! 3catwoman3 1 hr ago #46
🤣🤣🤣 lisa58 Yesterday #2
Good one. efhmc Yesterday #3
Truth hurts! Wounded Bear Yesterday #4
Ouch! Grim Chieftain Yesterday #5
I wish Marla would testify under oath, but the Trump bums would threaten her life. travelingthrulife Yesterday #6
And your point being... 3825-87867 Yesterday #8
Likely NDA and a no $$ clause if violated Attilatheblond 10 hrs ago #38
Melania met the Donald at a notorious club in NYC ProudMNDemocrat Yesterday #7
When he dies (can't be soon enuf!) 3825-87867 23 hrs ago #9
This message was self-deleted by its author sarchasm 22 hrs ago #16
That goes both ways. She might be there as his "handler" Bluetus 23 hrs ago #14
It appears pooteens investment is paying off. -nt sarchasm 22 hrs ago #17
Pooteens pootain BattleRow 15 hrs ago #31
The golden pussy is.. raising2moredems 15 hrs ago #32
Yeah, let's not forget the enourmous amount of debt that Orange Shitler has. Crowman2009 1 hr ago #45
This message was self-deleted by its author raising2moredems 15 hrs ago #33
I love how she gives answers to questions nobody asked IronLionZion 23 hrs ago #10
Right.. raising2moredems 14 hrs ago #34
If she just told the truth, she would have a best selling book and hit movie. Irish_Dem 23 hrs ago #11
"Happy ending" orangecrush 23 hrs ago #13
I didn't really mean it as a double entendre, it just came out that way. Irish_Dem 19 hrs ago #21
Still good orangecrush 19 hrs ago #22
Dealing with the Trumps for so long my mind is in the gutter and I don't even know it. Irish_Dem 19 hrs ago #23
The happy ending won't come til he's GONE. calimary 16 hrs ago #27
Melania will get her widow pay out, so she will be happy too. Irish_Dem 16 hrs ago #28
I bet she will be. calimary 16 hrs ago #29
She will probably never re-marry if it means she can no longer rip off the taxpayers. Irish_Dem 15 hrs ago #30
And the "party" took place at the residence of Jeffrey Epstein FakeNoose 23 hrs ago #12
I read that TSF and Maples separated before the party but TSF brought someone else spooky3 22 hrs ago #15
Trump and Maples separated in May 1997. Melania and Trump met in September 1998. onenote 21 hrs ago #20
I thought it was funny, but I figured it had to be something like that. C Moon 8 hrs ago #41
Well done. Martin68 22 hrs ago #18
Melania Was Distorting The Truth GregGilman 22 hrs ago #19
Boom. Checkmate! Cha 18 hrs ago #24
And When did Her "husband" Cheat on her with Cha 18 hrs ago #25
I hate that escalator he rode down back in 2016...why couldn't it break or something throwing him over the side? wcmagumba 18 hrs ago #26
She's been in this country how long... raising2moredems 14 hrs ago #35
The speech impediment comes from her extensive facial plastic surgery. Aussie105 12 hrs ago #36
The Botox shots around the lips have a paralyzing effect. sop 1 hr ago #43
QueerDuck......... Upthevibe 12 hrs ago #37
Lol MustLoveBeagles 9 hrs ago #39
I thought she didn't live with him at the WH. She just resides in an apt. in NYC. CTyankee 9 hrs ago #40
Every appearance is paid... I've heard. She's still getting paid for services rendered... as an escort. QueerDuck 2 hrs ago #42
Melania's getting a little long in the tooth...be best to stay away from slippery staircases and open 5th floor windows. sop 1 hr ago #44
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