ALIVE!

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FLORESBERG — Breaking News, April 5, 2026

“Alive. He’s alive,” was chanted by a cheering crowd gathered outside the White House as the F-15E pilot, previously reported dead and now identified as Colonel Netanyahu, approached the Oval Office with visible difficulty. He was received by U.S. President Donald Trump, who had just returned from a brief heart, lung, and liver transplant procedure at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center.

“Everyone thought he was dead,” said a woman holding a toddler wearing a red MAGA hat. Another person in the crowd added, “These were all Iranian lies. Lies. Well, guess what, our eyes aren’t lying now. They’re both alive! THEY'RE BOTH ALIVE!”

Floresberg correspondents, with access surpassing that of Newsmax, reported live from the scene.

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