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gab13by13

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3. I have a great idea,

Reply to deminks (Original post)

Mon Mar 2, 2026, 12:35 AM

Mar 2

Since Jared Kushner was the guy tasked with creating peace in the ME, why doesn't Krasnov issue an EO and let the Iranian people know that Kushner is going to be President of Iran, no negotiations.

Kushner's first edict will be to proclaim that Iran is now a secular government, no mixing of religion with state seeing as how bad it is turning out in the US.

Krasnov said that Jared will be greeted with rose petals and a statue of him in downtown Tehran.

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WTAF? 🍊 killed all the Iran replacement candidates? [View all] deminks Mar 2 OP

To state the obvious, killing the regime change replacements is the opposite of "so successful" unblock Mar 2 #1

Nobody Dare Tell Stupid that.. Unless it's Cha Mar 2 #19

He meant line of succession moonscape Mar 2 #2

Yes. Trump is not saying the people HE "lined up" were killed. AZJonnie Mar 2 #17

It was sloppy reporting moonscape Mar 2 #18

I have a great idea, gab13by13 Mar 2 #3

Hilarious but maybe even a possibility . vapor2 Mar 2 #14

I hear Shah Jr. is available multigraincracker Mar 2 #4

Nepo Shah can go screw himself n/t Cheezoholic Mar 2 #6

I can't understand why anyone would think that's a good idea Renew Deal Mar 2 #16

He's never stepped foot in Iran, or ran anything at all SamuelTheThird Mar 2 #9

His grandpa and poppa are why we ended up with regime change. czarjak Mar 2 #21

Maduro's available leftstreet Mar 2 #5

Maybe They'd Take Trump/Vance? Lotta Gold Over There... ForeGoneLegsBirne Mar 2 #23

And apparently a huge load of antimony. woodsprite Mar 2 #24

"Ma'am, I don't know what you're complaining about. We got rid of the patch of kudzu in your yard." tanyev Mar 2 #7

Leaning towards thinking it will be prezeshkian SSJVegeta Mar 2 #8

It's going brilliantly! Trump thought of everything! Ocelot II Mar 2 #10

Don't believe a word Trump says, including that Prairie Gates Mar 2 #11

*WildCard Historic NY Mar 2 #12

*that The Dotard knew/was briefed about RockRaven Mar 2 #13

do you place any stock in this 'report' at all .. ? stopdiggin Mar 2 #15

I don't believe this for one minute because they moniss Mar 2 #20

Even if it is true... Layzeebeaver Mar 2 #22

They had no plan Johnny2X2X Mar 2 #25

That was the plan OC375 Mar 2 #26

The "plan" was just to bomb Iran into the Stone age GreatGazoo Mar 2 #27