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Traildogbob

(12,783 posts)
52. Impossible feat.
Sat Feb 14, 2026, 12:30 PM
21 hrs ago

Like being lost in the wilderness for 6 weeks, eating twigs and grubs to survive, then rescued and all you are allowed is one box of two dozen home made still warm chocolate chip cookies and you can only choose one cookie. The Choice given here is just worse than that. And two dozen would not scratch the itch in either scenario.

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Good list! I agree completely... Rhiannon12866 Friday #1
Somehow, some way.............. MyOwnPeace Friday #16
Isn't he ill? He's no longer majority leader and there's good chance that he'll retire soon Rhiannon12866 Friday #17
Don't care if he IS ill and/or retiring..... MyOwnPeace Friday #18
I Like Your List. (It's "Stephen.") ColoringFool Friday #2
Yep. "Ph" like in Adolph Orrex Friday #4
To Be Extra-Pedantic: The OG Was "Adolf." 🙂 ColoringFool Friday #6
But then the joke doesn't work. Orrex Friday #43
Can my five picks go to jail for offing all the others? Orrex Friday #3
I like how you think! WestMichRad Friday #8
1. Vought Ars Longa 17 hrs ago #61
Decent list but don't forget FalloutShelter Friday #5
Why stop at five? (n/t) PJMcK Friday #7
Excellent choices. In a pinch, I'd substitute Vought for Lutnick. Buns_of_Fire Friday #9
Solid list SunImp Friday #10
bessent, patel,, blanche, witkoff, flynn rampartd Friday #11
This is why I love DU! So many great choices. Thanks! Chasstev365 Friday #12
Add: Kash Patel lamp_shade Friday #13
Karma will deal with the rest of them. ProudMNDemocrat Friday #14
Good list but I'd put in RFK Jr. mvd Friday #15
Eric, Don Jr., Jared, Ivanka, and Laura Johonny Friday #19
Don't forget Melania, and moonscape 22 hrs ago #50
Subtract Nutlick ABC123Easy Friday #20
Would the jail be one of the inhuman torture centers where they've kept detainees? Mister Ed Friday #21
Maybe a top ten? 2naSalit Friday #22
We're all forgetting Russ "Project 2025" Vought and Elon "Pasty E" Musk. They've done a LOT of damage. Efilroft Sul Friday #23
GMTA! Buns_of_Fire 20 hrs ago #59
Trump should obvioiusly be already in jail before them. lark Friday #24
Only 5? Oh my! Totally Tunsie Friday #25
TSF,TSF,TSF,TSF,TSF. Sneederbunk Friday #26
I'd swap Nutlick for RFK Jr. He's more dangerous. Ocelot II Friday #27
How many can we send to a mental hospitol? doc03 Friday #28
Forensic Ward RockCreek 21 hrs ago #54
There's plenty of room in detention centers bucolic_frolic Friday #29
All the above - hard to believe no one has called out "Little Marco" - an absolute disgusting bootlicker. walkingman Friday #30
Rubio. Kid Berwyn Friday #34
My 5 picks: every, last, one, of, them! unblock Friday #31
List rso Friday #32
Russell Vought and all the traitors of Project 2025 Kid Berwyn Friday #33
Those five are a great start Roc2020 Friday #35
#2-4 are all future rats, so witness protection, not prison. flvegan Friday #36
If we're talking about my dreamworld, I need a trump perpwalk. Though I doubt I'll get it in real life. Scrivener7 Friday #37
All good, but would trade Licknuts for Patel. nt allegorical oracle Friday #38
Perfect list for a start! Quanta Friday #39
You forgot to mention that it is a given Trump is dead misanthrope Friday #40
Can't we just invite the whole lot to a private film screening in a little Paris movie theater? misanthrope Friday #41
Great reference Chasstev365 Friday #42
Trump, Miller, Noem, Bondi, Gabbard LudwigPastorius Friday #44
DONALD TRUMP would be "JOB ONE"! Jack Valentino Friday #45
I imagine you mean "other than Trump himself". What about people formerly employed by the admin? Does Musk count? FascismIsDeath Friday #46
Musk poses a far greater risk to humanity than Lutnick misanthrope Yesterday #47
Rubio, Miller. Noem, Hegseth, Kavanaugh BlueWaveNeverEnd Yesterday #48
Is there anyone that wouldn't have Miller in the top 5 ? JI7 Yesterday #49
miller, vought, vance, bondi, and rfk TBF 22 hrs ago #51
Impossible feat. Traildogbob 21 hrs ago #52
My Easy Picks.... pdxflyboy 21 hrs ago #53
I'll take five... sakabatou 21 hrs ago #55
If Miller could be added more than once, otherwise BluenFLA 21 hrs ago #56
No way! redwitch 21 hrs ago #57
This is a start, but AFTER Shitler is strung up or is dead anyway Jilly_in_VA 21 hrs ago #58
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