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Blumancru

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18. Finds out Mar a Lago is a Spanish phrase. Has stroke.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 10:01 AM

19 hrs ago

A coffin large enough can’t be found. He is given an enema and then fits in a used KFC bucket.
Mailorderia bats eyelashes at Mark Kelly but is rejected.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex 20 hrs ago OP

"Let me at 'em" hlthe2b 20 hrs ago #1

Fell asleep at the dinner table and drowned when he faceplanted in the puddle of ketchup on his plate. 2MuchNoise 20 hrs ago #2

No, but based upon this photo, he's getting closer surfered 20 hrs ago #3

Hey, faster grim reaper! Dave Bowman 20 hrs ago #6

Already looks dead, imo. SheltieLover 20 hrs ago #8

I'm amazed that he hasn't had the photographer executed Orrex 20 hrs ago #9

"Off with his head," the drama queen will demand! SheltieLover 20 hrs ago #10

Wait just a sec....his hat... MiHale 18 hrs ago #21

Everyone would immediately know who they were talking about Coldwater 20 hrs ago #4

BWAH! electric_blue68 10 hrs ago #27

Yeah, and just before dying he swallowed a bag of popcorn kernels. Dave Bowman 20 hrs ago #5

Obh, Nooooes! electric_blue68 10 hrs ago #28

Stuck in an MRI indefinitely? SheltieLover 20 hrs ago #7

Well at least it's pretty easy to guess, BlueKota 19 hrs ago #11

We are all dreaming of a Christmas without trump and I am Jewish LetMyPeopleVote 19 hrs ago #15

Liberation day is coming LetMyPeopleVote 19 hrs ago #12

Bitten by rabid partridge Phentex 19 hrs ago #13

And future generations of American children will learn the song GopherGal 9 hrs ago #29

Abducted and probed by the real aliens... sop 19 hrs ago #14

I wouldn't mind being abducted stage left 18 hrs ago #24

S.I.D.S.--- Super Idiot Death Surprise. twodogsbarking 19 hrs ago #16

Finds out Mar a Lago is a Spanish phrase. Has stroke. Blumancru 19 hrs ago #17

Finds out Mar a Lago is a Spanish phrase. Has stroke. Blumancru 19 hrs ago #18

I found this Christmas card for you, Orrex! 70sEraVet 18 hrs ago #19

Boys in the newsroom got a running bet. Marcuse 18 hrs ago #20

No trolls today? murielm99 18 hrs ago #22

Unfortunately not. stage left 18 hrs ago #23

Treated by a "non-professional" nurse Blue Owl 15 hrs ago #25

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 11 hrs ago #26

This belongs here: True Dough 8 hrs ago #30