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MagickMuffin

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5. Well jail cells usually don't have windows to fall from

Reply to malaise (Reply #3)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 01:58 PM

Nov 2025

It would appear jail hangings are the way to go. If only there were cctv cameras set up to watch over these poor suicidal perverts. However, we do know that somehow they weren’t functioning that day, amirite?

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