Mueller, She Wrote FTW (and this was meant as a joke, not a serious suggestion, but it is funny)

[gfarber]

7. Tom Homan

A president drunk on his throne,
Targets foes with a smug, gleeful tone.
His cronies take bribes,
While justice just hides—
And the law? Well, it’s off on its own.

He barks at the law like a king,
While his lackeys all snatch what they cling.
Caught red-handed on tape,
Still they slither and scrape—
'Cause corruption, it seems, wears a ring.

They caught him on tape — clear as day,
But the feds were just told, “Look away.”
The case was shut down,
With a nod and a frown—
When the crooks run the cops, that’s the play.

Tom Homan took cash with a grin,
Said, “Contracts? Just wait till we win!”
But once Trump was crowned,
The case turned around—
Guess bribery’s fine if you’re in.