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Ocelot II

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8. He certainly doesn't fit the Hollywood image of a G-man; Elliott Ness he ain't.

Reply to JI7 (Reply #7)

Tue Sep 16, 2025, 01:26 AM

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He's not even J. Edgar Hoover. And it's kind of strange, considering Trump's affinity for appointing people who fit a Hollywood image, that his choice for FBI director would be a weird little homunculus with googly eyes and a helium voice and no law enforcement experience at all and a talent for looking like a damn fool. But he's a devoted Trump fanboy, and that's what really counts.

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