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36. Oh this guy has his caddies drop balls for him

Mon Sep 15, 2025, 10:35 AM

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On the green, out of the rough. So he has them rolling the ball forward.

This guy's athletic prowess was being Captain of the Bowling Team in Reform School High.

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I tire of this shithole of a person.................... Lovie777 Monday #2

He is exhausting. walkingman Monday #24

all he gotta do onethatcares Monday #3

Just effin go away malaise Monday #4

Why doesn't he just fucking die already? Orrex Monday #5

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He so badly wants to be an NFL owner newdeal2 Monday #6

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There's a reason he was denied a franchise AStern Monday #57

What we need are more brain trauma and career-ending injuries Redleg Monday #7

The guy who wears a girdle & a diaper, & can't even walk when he plays golf, is whining about sissies? CrispyQ Monday #8

Oh this guy has his caddies drop balls for him Captain Zero Monday #36

He plays sissy Rebl2 Monday #44

You Have Pointed Out His Least Significant... ProfessorGAC Monday #58

No shit right? Hey Joe Monday #38

Is he channeling Jeffry Epstein? BoRaGard Monday #9

Says the sissy, bully of them all. Joinfortmill Monday #10

He couldn't run five yards if his life depended on it. NCDem47 Monday #23

OK. What's in it for him? ananda Monday #11

Only after he steals it before the playoffs Captain Zero Monday #37

Such a nice use of presidential time and effort. Paladin Monday #12

When it comes to your safety, he dont give a shit Johonny Monday #13

The kickoffs do look ridiculous EnergizedLib Monday #14

Coward Donald of the bone spurs talks of 'sissies'. Norrrm Monday #15

How can they make such a big sweeping change so easily and quickly? PuraVidaDreamin Monday #16

This is so rich! Hope22 Monday #17

My father used to say that, while praising the great Dick Butkus. WarGamer Monday #19

Put the fat ass on the field, and he can show us how Emile Monday #20

You go out there and show them how it should be done, Dear Manly Glorious Leader! tanyev Monday #21

He has no ability to prioritize. The POTUS should not be spending time and effort on this. Walleye Monday #22

How is this real? How is this real life? Prairie Gates Monday #25

this from a guy... keroro gunsou Monday #26

Get on the field, asshole...let's see who is a sissy.... MiHale Monday #27

Let's see you play in the NFL, "tough guy". Diamond_Dog Monday #28

Is there anything about the US he doesn't hate? Irish_Dem Monday #30

When did hell become he'll? milestogo Monday #31

Yeah, it's just four letters, one syllable. Paladin Monday #40

Next thing you know he'll take on MLB and demand an end to the Infield Fly Rule. Ocelot II Monday #32

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the president of the United States MIButterfly Monday #33

I just gave to laugh. Most of football looks stupid anyway. Srkdqltr Monday #34

They love college football, but at the same time hate college..... Tbone421 Monday #35

Because most of them only drove through a campus Captain Zero Monday #39

The Peace President says what? The sadist-in-chief craves injury. allegorical oracle Monday #41

I Have An Idea Coolgoober Monday #42

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I would love to quote Henry !! Jilly_in_VA Monday #45

Crankles sez wut?? C_U_L8R Monday #46

He doesn't want everyone to find out that he practices the "tush push" with Vance. milestogo Monday #47

Trump's ignorance comes through again. The new rules have made the kickoff relevant and exciting again onenote Monday #48

Taco's manly physique is more suited for Sarcastaball anyway, so what's he complaining about? nt Buns_of_Fire Monday #49

OKAY Mister Tough Guy, See how long you last in a "sissy" game. usonian Monday #50

Hey, Donny, try watching Canadian football. rurallib Monday #51

This from the single biggest coward that ever lived on this planet Eliot Rosewater Monday #52

Says the sissy golfer. Why isn't he walking and carring his bag? Why does he cheat? marble falls Monday #53

Right. Stand still here, Shitler, and we'll have the defense's front four sack you. Mc Mike Monday #54

🍊 🧩 of 💩 still salty about the damn USFL JCMach1 Monday #55

New "ballroom" to make Trump expert on balls. RedWhiteBlueIsRacist Monday #56

Says the man who cheats at golf, a very non-contact sport. republianmushroom Monday #59

Says the guy who probably never played the game. Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Monday #60

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