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Brainfodder

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26. Call off the search I think we found the Hamburgler!

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Fri Sep 5, 2025, 07:11 AM

Friday

Go get him, occasionally seen at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue!
Warning, slow as molasses, a simple punch or tackle should neutralize the perp!
Known for being weak of both mind and body, make sure you put the cuffs on real tight, and bonk his head a few times putting him in any vehicle.
Slap him once for every lie since 2016, take him to a black ops site for long overdue interrogation on who he sold state secrets to!
Extra hard slaps when he gives attitude, this adjustment phase be sure to get on video.
Thank you for your cooperation in this matter!

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