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John1956PA

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5. Off topic, but here is a joke related to the comic you posted.
Thu Sep 4, 2025, 11:44 AM
Thursday

Daily Joke: All Heads of Government and Religious Leaders Gathered for Alien Visit

Aliens finally made the long trip and visited Earth. They were peaceful, and surprisingly, the aliens spoke English. The aliens were excited to speak to the humans and share one another's experiences.

In reaction, all of the heads of government and religious leaders wanted to speak to the aliens. First, each country proposed a question, and then it was the religious leaders' turn to ask.

Each leader had their turn to ask the aliens their questions. When it was the Pope's turn, he asked, "So, do you know about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?"

The alien responded, "Oh, you mean JC? Yeah! We know him. He is the best. He visits every year to make sure we are all doing okay. He also shares his great wisdom with us.

The Pope was very surprised and said, "What? He visits you every year? It has been over two millennia since he first visited us, and we are still waiting for his SECOND coming!"

The alien noticed that the Pope was irritated, so he tried to rationalize the situation. The alien thought for a second and said, "Hmmm, well, maybe he likes our chocolate better than yours?"

The Pope responded, "Chocolates? What do you mean? What do chocolates have to do with anything?"

'Well," said the alien, "when he first visited our planet, we gave him a huge box of chocolates, and he comes back each year for more. Why? What did you guys do?"

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I get that. JohnnyRingo Thursday #4
Vanity doesn't come into it Easterncedar Thursday #14
Exactly. TomSlick Thursday #20
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I see how that interpretation instructs how to use the Lord's name JohnnyRingo Friday #34
Long ago I read a series about the Dabney family TexLaProgressive Friday #36
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vowing "til death do us part " coul be stretched to false witness as well rampartd Thursday #16
Nope. Sin is intentional. Oaths like "Till death do us part" came later. ancianita Thursday #17
I like your thinking. Loryn Thursday #2
Amen Johnny, gab13by13 Thursday #3
Off topic, but here is a joke related to the comic you posted. John1956PA Thursday #5
Good one! ancianita Thursday #23
hahahaha JohnnyRingo Friday #29
I am not an expert state of stupid Thursday #6
Every time you say "I am". Blue Full Moon Thursday #7
I think it's ok to cuss Marthe48 Thursday #8
Meh. You do you. Happy Hoosier Yesterday #42
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According to Hebrew scripture Mossfern Friday #31
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The Abrahamic and other religions are mostly Mossfern Friday #39
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Beeleeve BoRaGard Thursday #11
Is that where that came from? JohnnyRingo Friday #32
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Also professing faith for monetary or political reasons. surfered Thursday #18
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Thanks, Muriel! summer_in_TX Friday #28
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I think the first one is weird. chouchou Thursday #24
Thanks Johnny Tatou Thursday #25
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Ah, but for some Mossfern Friday #41
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