So the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT the Adjudicated Rapist-in-Chief teased is Space Command is moving its HQ

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4. Big buildup for some major changes, and this is what his team comes up with?

We know CO gets lots of snow, but snow doesn't generally drown people. Alabama gets a lot of really bad rains, and is looking at maybe voting in the dumbest governor, that senator who lives in FL.

They couldn't come up with anything more interesting than this? Plus, how many RWers in CO will this piss off? How many feet does Trump have to shoot himself in?

Edited to add a bit about weather https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2025/08/11/where-does-it-flood-the-most-in-alabama-see-the-rankings-here-flood-prevention-tips-coastal-flood/85609725007/

As the Atlantic hurricane season reaches its peak in the coming weeks, forecasters are keeping a close watch on potential storm development.

Colorado State University predicts a 9% chance of a significant hurricane tracking within 50 miles of Alabama, with a 31% chance of any hurricane and a 63% chance of a named storm affecting the area.

While those odds may seem low, experts warn that even a single storm can bring dangerous flooding, power outages and property damage.

A recent LawnStarter study using FEMA data identified over 940 U.S. counties with moderate to very high flood risks, including several in Alabama.