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Traildogbob

(11,742 posts)
22. Slowly rot
Sun Aug 31, 2025, 02:05 PM
Sunday

From the feet up, in debilitating pain. As the limbs fall off one by one. Then a MAGAt infestation is feeding on his rotting corpse, rage fighting for a bite of their Gawd, while he is still barely alive and feeling each bite. The entire cabinet frothing at the mouth fighting for each one’s share. JFK Jr wants the head to strap on his car roof, with it still ranting about the “Stallen” 2020 election. All that shit on his head falls off like a Royal Paulonia’s (Paulina tomentosa) leaves in fall, over night all on the ground. PPV on Comedy Central, narrated by Cobert, Kimmel, Myers, Stewart and the South Park Characters.

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All press pools canceled. [View all] Kingofalldems Sunday OP
Or closed for Labor Day /nt Abnredleg Sunday #1
Past presidents have observed Labor Day with speeches Ocelot II Sunday #6
I'm trying not get my hopes up Abnredleg Sunday #8
He isn't dead, but he seems to be unwell. Ocelot II Sunday #9
I'm the opposite kimbutgar Sunday #32
Yes, he normally inserts himself into every holiday. yorkster Sunday #23
Yes he does. And he always makes it about him. StarryNite Sunday #49
Your Hardest Working President salutes all hard workers. I know what it's like to work hard to Make America Great Again! NBachers Sunday #61
Yeah usually it's "Happy Labor Day to all except..... lastlib Sunday #45
Well, he has been post on his platform, hasn't he? mwmisses4289 Sunday #85
He's dead, dying or... C_U_L8R Sunday #2
Planning? Who plans? Not Trump. BadgerMom Sunday #42
I'm pretty sure ir's war. Unfortunately. AloeVera Sunday #55
Yeah. That coward Trump always punches down. C_U_L8R Sunday #63
He's physically and mentally unfit to do this job. livetohike Sunday #3
And here the media was soooooooooo concerned about Biden. NCDem47 Sunday #14
Plotting his upcoming invasion of Chicago? greatauntoftriplets Sunday #4
Gov. Pritzker has other ideas about that... SheltieLover Sunday #31
Or Norway. If he can't get his Nobel Peace Prize the easy way, he'll have to get it the hard way. meadowlander Sunday #77
I hope it's Newsom or the ruling against his tariffs that have caused his narcissist collapse to burn him out. chowder66 Sunday #5
Where there any scheduled over the Labor Day weekend? Kaleva Sunday #7
If they were canceled I would assume there were. Kingofalldems Sunday #10
Do you have a link to a source showing schedule? Kaleva Sunday #12
Yeah I see what's up. Kingofalldems Sunday #16
Then how do you know for sure anything was cancelled? Kaleva Sunday #18
I think the press pool privileges and itenerary are not announced far in advance. John1956PA Sunday #15
He was supposed to go to Bedminster but it got canceled nt Bookreadingliberal53 Sunday #48
Thanks! Kaleva Sunday #70
Maybe there will be a special broadcast of "Swan Lake" soon. Efilroft Sul Sunday #11
They can't use "Swan Lake" unless they relabel Odile, the black swan, as the merit-based swan. Ocelot II Sunday #17
Glad I swallowed my water before reading this one! Efilroft Sul Sunday #27
I vote extremely ill. CrispyQ Sunday #13
Slowly rot Traildogbob Sunday #22
Don't hold back. 😏 rubbersole Sunday #33
Omg! Rofl. Joinfortmill Sunday #37
I think he could be withdrawing from drugs Captain Zero Sunday #26
Agreed. ShazzieB Sunday #44
Wherever he is, I hope that he's in soul-shattering agony. Orrex Sunday #19
Wonder if he's had some falls Buckeyeblue Sunday #20
Would love to see that. Kingofalldems Sunday #21
Might not be seeing him dance to YMCA Captain Zero Sunday #28
The press pool is worthless. spanone Sunday #24
The White House press corp is the laziest bunch og slugs on the planet CanonRay Sunday #59
I hope the arthritis in his hands makes it too hard Norbert Sunday #25
I'm hoping extremely ill ! KS Toronado Sunday #29
Krasnov's public schedule for the day MizLibby Sunday #30
See my edited OP. Kingofalldems Sunday #41
"Full lid called." calimary Sunday #58
Funny mentalsolstice Sunday #82
Making funeral arrangements? Asking for the world. Joinfortmill Sunday #34
Should I go to the store and buy a nice celebratory cigar? JustABozoOnThisBus Sunday #35
I'm thinking champagne....... MyOwnPeace Sunday #60
Jake Tapper is too busy chasing Joe Biden riding a bicycle. madinmaryland Sunday #36
Time out Hope22 Sunday #38
In Peter Thiel's powder room fluffing his feathers. rubbersole Sunday #66
Hangin' with Thiel NJCher Sunday #68
A guess: Getting dialysis. He will probably have a new bruise and his ankles will be slimmer for a day or 2. appleannie1 Sunday #39
Imagine if PRESIDENT Biden or PRESIDENT Obama made a post like that: Justice matters. Sunday #40
Quit playing golf swong19104 Sunday #43
I'm sure the new cement "lawn" in the rose garden can be used for pickleball JustABozoOnThisBus Sunday #73
Ok... swong19104 Sunday #74
LBJ golfed, with infinite Mulligans ... JustABozoOnThisBus Sunday #76
I have no problem with a President golfing during normal times The Madcap Sunday #80
Has anyone seen a close up of him? MacKasey Sunday #46
None that I know of. Kingofalldems Sunday #47
Good question. calimary Sunday #67
He also played golf with Jon Gruden on 7/28/. Fla Dem Sunday #50
The "gray" cap is white. It's in the shadows, but it's the same cap. Ocelot II Sunday #53
Look again. The Madcap Sunday #81
Well well Jilly_in_VA Sunday #51
Please don't get my hopes up Keepthesoulalive Sunday #52
My working theory is he caught Covid again and his vain JCMach1 Sunday #54
That's what I said to in a different post Tree Lady Sunday #75
Or horse wormer. Another reason he couldn't be in public JCMach1 Monday #86
They claimed he got a dog just now IbogaProject Sunday #56
The trust in the GQP is -0-................... Lovie777 Sunday #57
Trump has been in visibly declining health for quite some time dlk Sunday #62
And I am hearing he was actually supposed to go to Bedminster Kingofalldems Sunday #64
He's hiding something dlk Sunday #65
Tots and pears BlueWaveNeverEnd Sunday #69
Clots and Prayers BigmanPigman Sunday #71
We need more paparazzi Marthe48 Sunday #72
Why not both? Bad health news may have moved up the timeline for his Reichstag Fire moment meadowlander Sunday #78
Dump's press pools are really just cesspools of his own shit Blue Owl Sunday #79
Post removed Post removed Sunday #83
I mean. I dont see the guy living past another 2 years. Frankly. SSJVegeta Sunday #84
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