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Ocelot II

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30. It was because we usually *do* see him every day;

Sun Aug 31, 2025, 11:09 AM

Aug 31

he can't stand not having his ugly orange mug all over the media all the time. So, because he was unseen for a couple of days and because of his cankles and purple hand, there was speculation that Satan might have finally called him home. I never believed he was dead because news of that significance would have leaked instantly - they never would have been able to pull off a Weekend at Bernie's maneuver. But it's entirely possible that he had a worse-than-usual mental "episode" and his handlers didn't want him out and about and talking to anybody. I think it's safe to say that he has health problems, but unfortunately the Grim Reaper didn't reap this time.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Aug 31 OP

From what I read here yesterday, we need to be careful wishing for his demise. Xavier Breath Aug 31 #1

Yeah, we've had a few of those lol Orrex Aug 31 #2

That poor snowflake! JohnQFunk Aug 31 #3

Suffered a cerebral hemorrhage when told the countries he chose to impose tariffs on, weren't real countries. surfered Aug 31 #4

Good one! SheltieLover Aug 31 #7

Bwaaaaah malaise Aug 31 #9

Man, that second one is going to be nothing but trouble. Xavier Breath Aug 31 #16

Elon will launch him for there. And that cartoon is a blast from the past surfered Aug 31 #27

Snort, that's hilarious! Dave Bowman Aug 31 #31

Please tell me Stephen Miller donated that heart surfered Aug 31 #5

Do you think president steve ever had a heart? SheltieLover Aug 31 #8

Maybe for breakfast. Orrex Aug 31 #13

Lol! Great reply. Dave Bowman Aug 31 #32

Apparently not yet, but we are a day closer to the celebration! SheltieLover Aug 31 #6

After seeing a photo of Ashley and Joe at the beach 2MuchNoise Aug 31 #10

Took medical advice from RFK jr. Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Aug 31 #11

I hope he is taking medical advice from RFK, Jr. and Dr. Oz. yardwork Aug 31 #44

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Aug 31 #12

There is too much dust on my bottle. Swede Aug 31 #15

Sadly true! niyad Aug 31 #17

- surfered Aug 31 #29

Someday we will be free of this lunatic 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Aug 31 #24

Me too. Joinfortmill Aug 31 #43

A special bottle with his name on it in the frig. yellow dahlia Aug 31 #47

They pickled his head in an oversized bottle of formaldehyde C_U_L8R Aug 31 #14

Pickled pig's head. 2MuchNoise Aug 31 #20

"He says he hates dogs. Therefore I will be DOGS' retribution!" hlthe2b Aug 31 #18

Good boy! surfered Aug 31 #25

Hahaha Joinfortmill Aug 31 #45

Sucked down to the underworld by the devil? mahina Aug 31 #19

Fell through the crack in the WH concrete football field. twodogsbarking Aug 31 #21

Nope Gimpyknee Aug 31 #22

Good grief. I know this is a daily thread. LOL LeftInTX Aug 31 #23

It was because we usually *do* see him every day; Ocelot II Aug 31 #30

I think his hand is rotting. GreenWave Aug 31 #26

And so is his brain. Dave Bowman Aug 31 #33

Ivana told me he has 2 weeks. Even the dead are hopeful. 58Sunliner Aug 31 #28

Nope not yet , but we are getting closer. republianmushroom Aug 31 #34

He died of acute stupidity. Dave Bowman Aug 31 #35

No but malaise Aug 31 #36

Just wait....it's coming...or .... MiHale Aug 31 #37

Let's Go Whatever that thing on his Hand is LetMyPeopleVote Aug 31 #38

Chewing on a canister of compressed air. no_hypocrisy Aug 31 #39

Nope still waiting... ShazzieB Aug 31 #40

Winnie the Pooh sop Aug 31 #41

Much, much closer. Joinfortmill Aug 31 #42

He's definitely one day closer to death. yardwork Aug 31 #46

I keep checking the news in the AM to find out Sanity Claws Sep 1 #48