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Orrex

(65,957 posts) Sun Aug 31, 2025, 09:15 AM Aug 31

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Blood pressure cuff exploded when he learned that a landscaping stone was scratched?

After a speedy and clandestine heart transplant, the heart rejected him?

Stroked out upon return from secret four day jaunt to island recommended by Ghislaine Maxwell?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Aug 31 OP

From what I read here yesterday, we need to be careful wishing for his demise. Xavier Breath Aug 31 #1

Yeah, we've had a few of those lol Orrex Aug 31 #2

That poor snowflake! JohnQFunk Aug 31 #3

Suffered a cerebral hemorrhage when told the countries he chose to impose tariffs on, weren't real countries. surfered Aug 31 #4

Good one! SheltieLover Aug 31 #7

Bwaaaaah malaise Aug 31 #9

Man, that second one is going to be nothing but trouble. Xavier Breath Aug 31 #16

Elon will launch him for there. And that cartoon is a blast from the past surfered Aug 31 #27

Snort, that's hilarious! Dave Bowman Aug 31 #31

Please tell me Stephen Miller donated that heart surfered Aug 31 #5

Do you think president steve ever had a heart? SheltieLover Aug 31 #8

Maybe for breakfast. Orrex Aug 31 #13

Lol! Great reply. Dave Bowman Aug 31 #32

Apparently not yet, but we are a day closer to the celebration! SheltieLover Aug 31 #6

After seeing a photo of Ashley and Joe at the beach 2MuchNoise Aug 31 #10

Took medical advice from RFK jr. Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Aug 31 #11

I hope he is taking medical advice from RFK, Jr. and Dr. Oz. yardwork Aug 31 #44

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Aug 31 #12

There is too much dust on my bottle. Swede Aug 31 #15

Sadly true! niyad Aug 31 #17

- surfered Aug 31 #29

Someday we will be free of this lunatic 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Aug 31 #24

Me too. Joinfortmill Aug 31 #43

A special bottle with his name on it in the frig. yellow dahlia Aug 31 #47

They pickled his head in an oversized bottle of formaldehyde C_U_L8R Aug 31 #14

Pickled pig's head. 2MuchNoise Aug 31 #20

"He says he hates dogs. Therefore I will be DOGS' retribution!" hlthe2b Aug 31 #18

Good boy! surfered Aug 31 #25

Hahaha Joinfortmill Aug 31 #45

Sucked down to the underworld by the devil? mahina Aug 31 #19

Fell through the crack in the WH concrete football field. twodogsbarking Aug 31 #21

Nope Gimpyknee Aug 31 #22

Good grief. I know this is a daily thread. LOL LeftInTX Aug 31 #23

It was because we usually *do* see him every day; Ocelot II Aug 31 #30

I think his hand is rotting. GreenWave Aug 31 #26

And so is his brain. Dave Bowman Aug 31 #33

Ivana told me he has 2 weeks. Even the dead are hopeful. 58Sunliner Aug 31 #28

Nope not yet , but we are getting closer. republianmushroom Aug 31 #34

He died of acute stupidity. Dave Bowman Aug 31 #35

No but malaise Aug 31 #36

Just wait....it's coming...or .... MiHale Aug 31 #37

Let's Go Whatever that thing on his Hand is LetMyPeopleVote Aug 31 #38

Chewing on a canister of compressed air. no_hypocrisy Aug 31 #39

Nope still waiting... ShazzieB Aug 31 #40

Winnie the Pooh sop Aug 31 #41

Much, much closer. Joinfortmill Aug 31 #42

He's definitely one day closer to death. yardwork Aug 31 #46

I keep checking the news in the AM to find out Sanity Claws Sep 1 #48