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Orrex

(65,860 posts) Thu Aug 14, 2025, 07:15 AM Aug 14

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Fell to his death from a curiously high forehead in Kentucky?

Froze to death while trying to find penguins in Alaska to show to his owner Vlad?

Hacked to bits to reflect California's new redistricting?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Aug 14 OP

Went up on the roof to get his ball SocialDemocrat61 Aug 14 #1

the collective prayers of 100s of million people in America and around the world finally LymphocyteLover Aug 14 #2

Amen surfered Aug 14 #10

May it please God. TomSlick Aug 14 #45

Sadly, not yet, but hope springs eternal & the day is young... SheltieLover Aug 14 #3

Fell in a giant vat of cooking ketchup. Isn't is ironickkkk. twodogsbarking Aug 14 #4

This surfered Aug 14 #9

Bwaaaaah malaise Aug 14 #11

And that was how Heinz discovered orange ketchup. twodogsbarking Aug 14 #16

ROFL malaise Aug 14 #17

Sorry, but that sounds terrible surfered Aug 14 #27

Have you ever had pumpkin butter? Better than apple or plum butter. niyad Aug 14 #32

That doesn't sound bad, but pumpkin ketchup? surfered Aug 14 #34

Have you ever had pumpkin butter? Better than apple or plum butter. niyad Aug 14 #33

It's Thursday, is it Thanksgiving? I lose track. HAPPY THANKSGIVING. twodogsbarking Aug 14 #35

Best metaphor (for today): no_hypocrisy Aug 14 #5

He and Vlad should try walking from Alaska to Russia IronLionZion Aug 14 #6

One dares to dream... surfered Aug 14 #8

LOL malaise Aug 14 #13

Lol SheltieLover Aug 14 #18

Nice! but would be better if she was facing other direction with that bluestarone Aug 14 #43

Didn't look at the news, apparently not. Another day of world-wide disappointment. 58Sunliner Aug 14 #7

As Lucy would say... surfered Aug 14 #12

No but malaise Aug 14 #14

Lawrence is killing it. surfered Aug 14 #28

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Aug 14 #15

Soon... SheltieLover Aug 14 #19

Shorter of breath and one day closer to death... Dulcinea Aug 14 #26

Overcome by fixed delusions of grandeur? SheltieLover Aug 14 #20

Ash from Russia's erupting Kraseninnikov volcano fills Krasnov's lungs... NNadir Aug 14 #21

not yet Donkees Aug 14 #22

Poor wardrobe choice... homegirl Aug 14 #36

Did she kill him malaise Aug 14 #37

"We read your mention of penguins and are all so excited!..." hlthe2b Aug 14 #23

Yes surfered Aug 14 #29

You sure can find them malaise Aug 14 #38

Dancing penguins! 😄 ShazzieB Aug 14 #44

Nope Gimpyknee Aug 14 #24

Today's coffee mug CaptainTruth Aug 14 #25

Ain't it the truth surfered Aug 14 #30

Please be today... Please be today... Please be today... Please be today... Blue Owl Aug 14 #31

Not yet, damn, so hopeful this morning before viewing the news. republianmushroom Aug 14 #39

First inflation, then deflationary crash. bucolic_frolic Aug 14 #40

Of course according to Meidas Touch, he should died long ago after being wrecked, destroyed, melting down, freaking out, LymphocyteLover Aug 14 #41

No, dadblast it! ShazzieB Aug 14 #42